Tuesday, July 29, 2014

Garlic Scape Apocalypse


A couple weeks ago I pulled all the garlic and laid it on the front porch to cure for awhile before I hang it in the cellar. After a few days, the garlic scapes lifted up into the air, I guess so as to continue blooming unimpeded. It's a little creepy.

I said to my son, "I don't like that these garlic plants are strategizing. It's like they're conscious. I don't eat things that used to be conscious."

He said, "Their consciousness is just a chemical cascade."

I said, "So is mine."

"Well, you're screwed then. You have to stop eating."

I am eating anyway. I am just making sure to say thank you first.


2 comments:

  1. talk about a trippy conversation !

    I agree that the whole events are a tad creepy...nonetheless, I believe that I could get past that and help you eat :)

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  2. The garlic bulbs were small this year, but they still taste good!

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